This is how my week has started:
1. Got 45 minutes of sleep. And that isĀ not an exaggeration. I was still looking at the clock at 4:45, and then I woke up before my alarm went off at 5:35.
2. Had to listen to Kristin’s dog cry while I was in the shower. SPOILED ROTTEN DOG.
3. Had to be at the Houstonian for an event today by 8. I managed to get there by 7:20 because I was so paranoid I would get stuck in the traffic on 45 – since it was my first day driving in from the suburbs. But at least I got to try to take a nap in my car in the Houstonian parking lot!
4. Worked my butt off at Blanca’s event today. But I didnt mind that – at least all the physical labor kept me awake.
5. Came outside to find a JERK had parked so close to my car that there is no way my fat butt could get into it. Blanca gave me paper and I wrote an UGLY note about the parking talents of said driver, and right before I can put it on his windshield, he walks out! You would think that would be good, right? At least he would move so I could leave. Nope. He had to start his engine. Then take his suit jacket off. Then find the hanger for the jacket. Then hang the jacket up in the back seat. Then get in the driver’s seat. Then get back out and move the jacket into a better position. Then FINALLY get in his damn car and back up SLOWLY. SINCE HE WAS SO CLOSE TO MY CAR HE DIDNT LEAVE HIMSELF ANY ROOM TO MANEUVER. And the whole time he can see me standing there WAITING.

6. When I pulled into the circle drive to drop off the event stuff, I almost got into a fight with the security guard. There were no other cars in the drive, and I was sitting there for a couple minutes, on the appropriate side, NOT covering up the pedestrian crosswalk, like a good driver. Then all of a sudden the security guard knocks on my window and asks me to move to the other side of the crosswalk. WTF. I actually said that. He didnt have a reason for me to do this….just needed me to move to the other side of the 3 foot wide painted asphalt. It wasnt like this moved me out of the way, or out of blocking another car. There were no other cars, no people, and I literally just moved forward about 10 feet total. *sigh*
7. Needed to order Jason’s Deli breakfast food for a meeting on Wednesday. Look at the number, have my order ready to go. Now, keep in mind I am even getting the number from Jason’s Deli. And what do I hear? “THIS NUMBER HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED.” *sigh* By the time I found the CORRECT number, I hear this: “WE ARE SORRY, OUR HOURS ARE 7 A.M. TO 3 P.M.” And it was 3:15! Triple *sigh*
Hopefully this day ends soon and I dont fall asleep on the way home! *knock on wood*